you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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