There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You left your phone here
Wait...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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