hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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