i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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