Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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