I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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