used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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