quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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