jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
