I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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