"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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