I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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