He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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