Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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