I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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