he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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