I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
NoShamevember. You game?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
wow bdsm is so cute
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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