So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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