Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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