i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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