Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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