Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
