We're like a lot better than the average bears
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There r osticjed everywhere
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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