so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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