nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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