they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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