Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She needs sedatives and a leash
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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