I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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