can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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