Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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