I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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