It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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