i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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