even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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