The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you inspire me to be a worse person
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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