Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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