Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You ruined the universe
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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