For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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