you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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