Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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