I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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