plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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