dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
All I want is dick and wine.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
