I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I party with great urgency now.
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