that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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