Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm gonna fight the coyote
These tits shall not be calmed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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