North Korea, Best Korea!
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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