Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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