Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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