Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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