some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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