Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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