If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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