i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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