I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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