Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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