Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it because I queefed?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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