I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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